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| Title | Date published | ||
| Big Chomp | 2016-08-10 | ||
| On Advice of Console | 2016-08-03 | ||
| Divan Judgment | 2016-07-27 | ||
| The Night to Remain Silent | 2016-07-14 | ||
| Object the Halls With Boughs of Justice | 2016-07-06 | ||
| Assault and Hey Batter Battery | 2016-06-29 | ||
| Deadly Poke Bush | 2016-06-22 | ||
| Exit, Stage Fright | 2016-06-16 | ||
| Dad Nauseam | 2016-06-08 | ||
| Paw and Order | 2016-06-02 | ||
| In Combat Chambers | 2016-05-25 | ||
| Capital T and That Rhymes With P and That Stands for Justice | 2016-05-18 | ||
| Grand Theft Risotto | 2016-05-11 | ||
| All Laws Are Off | 2016-05-05 | ||
| Livin' That CALI415 Life | 2016-04-29 | ||
| No Acquitting for Taste | 2016-04-27 | ||
| In Moto Parentis | 2016-04-20 | ||
| Jesse Finds a Crux | 2016-04-13 | ||
| Baggage Claims | 2016-04-06 | ||
| Anecdontal Evidence | 2016-03-31 |