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| Title | Date published | ||
| Bleached and Mounted Bones of Contention | 2013-01-23 | ||
| Rhapsody in Blue | 2013-01-16 | ||
| Grow v. Blade | 2013-01-09 | ||
| Coming Out of the Supply Closet | 2013-01-02 | ||
| The Chastity Bet | 2012-12-26 | ||
| Away With the Manger | 2012-12-19 | ||
| Probable Claus | 2012-12-13 | ||
| Thanks, But No Pranks | 2012-12-07 | ||
| The Statute of Physical Limitations | 2012-11-28 | ||
| Ipso Lacto | 2012-11-21 | ||
| Dog Duty | 2012-11-14 | ||
| A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Slob and B.F.F.-R.I.P.: Live at WNYC's Greene Space | 2012-11-07 | ||
| Sort Reform and The Right Not to Bare Arms: Live at WNYC's Greene Space | 2012-11-01 | ||
| Live Freon or Die | 2012-10-24 | ||
| The Obligatory Name Drop | 2012-10-17 | ||
| Irre-console-able Differences | 2012-10-10 | ||
| The Mother Tongue | 2012-10-03 | ||
| Passing the Bar | 2012-09-26 | ||
| Snooze Control | 2012-09-19 | ||
| Cigarettiquette | 2012-09-12 |