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| Title | Date published | ||
| God Save the Teen | 2014-03-26 | ||
| Arraigning Cats and Dogs | 2014-03-19 | ||
| Sic Semper Dramatis | 2014-03-12 | ||
| J'accuzi | 2014-03-05 | ||
| Honk If You Love Justice | 2014-02-26 | ||
| Science Friction | 2014-02-19 | ||
| A Trial of Two Cities | 2014-02-12 | ||
| Command Quit | 2014-02-05 | ||
| Moped Operandi | 2014-01-29 | ||
| Father Gnaws Beast | 2014-01-22 | ||
| Namer vs. Namer | 2014-01-15 | ||
| The Department of Corrections | 2014-01-08 | ||
| Martial Law | 2014-01-01 | ||
| Kitchen Loco Parentis | 2013-12-24 | ||
| The Judge John Hodgman Holiday Special | 2013-12-18 | ||
| Badgering the Waitress | 2013-12-11 | ||
| Six Feet Plunder | 2013-12-04 | ||
| Case Your State | 2013-11-27 | ||
| Resisting a Rest | 2013-11-22 | ||
| The Right to Remain Silent | 2013-11-13 |